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I've been reading tarot cards since 2003. Once upon a time, I had a tarot practice in 2007. It was going well until I had to let that go in March of 2010, due to a mental health crisis. Since then, I've been refining my craft and studying the Rider-Waite-Smith tarot deck.
I have used tarot to help me gain clarity, cut through confusion, and dispel illusions and doubt. I have also used my tarot readings to help numerous friends and family members cut through the BS and nonsense in their love lives, careers, problems at home, or even by helping them connect with their spiritual selves.
I love helping strangers, most of all. I love it when they sit down at my table (virtual or in-person), and ask questions important to them. And then we tap into tarot's ancient wisdom and my no-nonsense interpretations for guidance and empowerment.
I believe tarot card readings should empower you, but not baby you and coddle you. I believe you deserve clarity and straight answers. Not woo-woo jargon and "trendy" terms. I believe tarot cards are the first step into getting the help you need and inspire you to do better.
I deliver my readings with love and compassion. I am on the autism spectrum and can sometimes stutter or get brain fog, but that doesn't stop me from giving you the message you need to hear! I am an empathetic listener, and I have been told by friends, family, and past clients that I have a calming vibe and I am very kind.
Fun facts about me:
🔮 I have written and self-published TWO BOOKS! One, a tarot spread book called Saturday Morning Tarot: Tarot Spreads For Your Inner 80's Child, and a book of poetry titled GROWTH: A Healing Journey of Poetry and Prose.
🔮 I have two cats. A Calico named Skittles and a gray tabby cat named Sassy. They may pop up in your pre-recorded sessions from time to time!
🔮 I like reading, writing, journaling, studying astrology, spending time with family, going for walks in my neighborhood or around the house, and riding my stationary bike in my free time. Oh, and I am avid cartoon lover! Especially 80's and 90's cartoons!
The seekers of truth. The ones craving clarity, not sugarcoated fluff. You want answers—raw, real, and straight to the point—delivered with love but zero nonsense. No frills, no illusions, just the insight you need to move forward with confidence.
If you’re feeling lost, stuck, or unsure of your next step, I’m here to cut through the fog and get you on the right path. Let’s get you unstuck! 🚀✨
(And trust me, you don’t wanna make Bertha—my inner angry ladybug—mad!) 😤🐞
❌ You wanna spy on your partner, ex, enemies, crush, or anyone else (I am not your personal detective, bestie).
❌ You’re convinced your partner is cheating (Let’s focus on you, not their shady behavior).
❌ You wanna know if your partner is your twin flame (I don’t do twin flame readings—sorry, not sorry).
❌ You’re obsessed with past life connections (I’m here to help you in this lifetime, babe).
❌ You’re looking for mediumship (I cannot dial up the other side, even if I wanted to).
❌ You don’t even talk to the person you’re asking about (No contact = no reading. Let’s be real).
❌ You want me to read someone’s mind (I wish! But I’d rather focus on your energy instead).
✨ My readings are all about you—your path, your clarity, your next steps. If that’s what you’re here for, we’re gonna vibe. Otherwise… Bertha’s already side-eyeing. 👀🐞💅
🔒 100% Confidentiality – Your privacy is sacred. What we discuss stays between us!
⚠️ What I DON’T Do:
❌ Legal, medical (including pregnancy), or financial readings—seek a qualified pro for that!
❌ Lottery numbers, lost objects, or missing persons—I'm a tarot reader, not a detective.
❌ Mediumship—I do not connect with spirits.
❌ Twin flame obsession—nope, not my vibe.
❌ Readings for minors (under 18) without parental permission—Scout’s honor, please!
💸 Refund Policy:
💡 My Approach:
I’m here to guide you, not control your life. Tarot reveals possibilities, but you have free will. Your future isn’t set in stone—it's shaped by your choices!
💖 No Judgment Zone:
I welcome everyone with respect—regardless of gender, sexuality, abilities, age, race, or beliefs. All I ask is the same in return!
🔮 Entertainment Purposes Only:
My readings do not replace professional advice from doctors, lawyers, therapists, or other experts. I’m here to give you clarity and insight, not to make life-altering decisions for you!
✨ Final Note:
Tarot is a tool for empowerment, not fate. The cards show your current path, but you have the power to shift your destiny. Let’s uncover your next steps together! 💫
A tarot professional cannot predict the future with certainty, and you should not rely on a tarot reading to make any decision that would affect your legal, financial, or medical condition. If your inquiry involves the law, finance, or medicine, then you should seek the advice of a licensed or qualified legal, financial, or medical professional. Also, tarot reading cannot replace qualified mental health care.
A tarot reading can only facilitate how you cope spiritually with a given situation. In certain jurisdictions, a tarot professional is required to disclose to you that tarot readings should be for entertainment purposes only, and if such a law applies to your reading, then you are hereby on notice thereof. Your tarot professional is bound by a self-imposed code of ethics, which can be provided to you upon request.
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